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Who You Got?
by Tommy Gimler The best part about filling out brackets is that nobody, not even you Tommy Thurin, gets every pick correct. So, should you just flip a coin to determine the winners? According to The...
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Missing Cinderella
by Tommy Gimler For the first time in four years, I didn’t have to change my shorts once on day one of the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament. Maybe it’s because Busby’s cooks their chicken all the way...
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TeBoring
by Vinny “The Book” I was going to start this with a rhetorical question….”Are you tired of hearing about Tim Tebow?”…but I can’t think of anyone aside from the hardcore Christian community who would...
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Chucking Bucky
by Tommy Gimler The forty minutes of Wisconsin Badgers basketball I watched tonight that culminated in a 64-63 defeat to the Syracuse Orangemen reminded me of a bipolar girl I nailed back in ’98. I’m...
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Those White Boys From Wisconsin Have Beaten Indiana And Michigan, Are 4-2...
by Tommy Gimler Need further proof that college basketball rankings are more fucked up than Forest Whitaker’s face? Then look no further than those crackers known as the Wisconsin Badgers men’s...
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Nebraska Basketball Is So Pathetic Their Students Rushed The Court When They...
by Tommy Gimler It took us a while, but we finally found a group of people more pathetic than the guys in the band Train. Even if you’re like 90% of the people in this country and haven’t taken in a...
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Don’t Be An NCAA Tourney Douchebag In The Office On Monday
by Tommy Gimler Let’s be honest here. On Monday, you’re going to expect people to listen to why you’re taking the Bucknell Bison to make the Elite 8 even though you have never been to Lewisburg,...
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The DUD At The Final Four: Wichita State Is Gone, But The Shocker Lives On
by Tommy Gimler We visited the Final Four this weekend to take in all of the excitement March Madness has to offer, even though it’s April. Of course, we found that when the Georgia Dome isn’t selling...
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Kentucky Vs. Wisconsin: A Closer Look Off The Court
by Tommy Gimler When the Kentucky Wildcats meet the Wisconsin Badgers at AT&T Stadium Saturday night, it will be a matchup of one school making their 16th trip to the Final Four against one making...
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Why The Final Four’s Worst Commercial Might Be The Best
by Andy Ostroff Let’s take a timeout and look at the Chris Webber Burger King commercial. Yes, I wanted to get that lame pun out of the way. In 2013, Chris Webber was allowed to reassociate himself...
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When You Say Wisconsin…
by Tommy Gimler …you’ve said it all. After taking down the undefeated Wildcats of Kentucky to advance to the school’s first national championship game since 1941, the Wisconsin Badgers went back to...
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Duke Over Wisconsin?
by Andy Ostroff That is my prediction for tonight’s game. Yes, the Badgers are the one-point favorite tonight, but there is something spooky going on here. A cursory analysis of my prediction may lead...
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Some Big Ten Basketball Player Says He’s Absolutely Crushing Ass On And Off...
by Frank Rhombus And since he doesn’t go to Louisville, odds are that pussy isn’t paid for by an assistant coach either. Interesting article from The Cut today, as an unnamed Big Ten basketball player...
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Several Minnesota Golden Gophers Basketball Players Also Enjoy Making Sex Tapes
by Frank Rhombus The Minnesota Golden Gophers men’s basketball team is so pig shit awful that it takes quite a bit for us to dedicate an entire post to them. One of their players posting a few videos...
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Does Anybody Really Want To Play For Deplorable Cunt Fran McCaffery?
by Frank Rhombus Why does Iowa head coach Fran McCaffery always act like he just found out his mom contracted syphilis from his cousin when he sits down for a press conference? The Hawkeyes men’s...
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And Now Your Bracket Looks Like This Thanks To Michigan State
by Tommy Gimler Probably the biggest first-round upset in NCAA Tournament history. Thanks for shoving a screwdriver up our peeholes, Sparty. The #2-seeded Michigan State Spartans never led in their...
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